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[Super Mario 63]

0.0 OMG

GOLY FREAKING DANG. YOU ARE A FLASH GOD! If I knew a portion of you AS knowledge i would be fit to lick your feet. Errr wait I wouldent do that. Still your are really cool. All my 5 are belong to this.

[D-Day Defender]

One word...

Powerful

[Seed of Destruction]

Mmmmmm...

I like my eggs raw.

[Geo Land: The Lost Time]

If you want a guide

I am going to make one on my profile. For the guy below me just refresh its a glitch.

[Thing-Thing Arena 3]

Guide by Zockman

1) Dual weilding is your friend:
Barrettas, Lever Shotguns, and Clock 18c's can all be dual weilded. They let you put out a stream of fire and kill easily.

Glocks eat ammo for breakfast so watch it. Lever Shotguns have long reloads but two shots normally can kill a person from a

distance but up close only one should be required. Barrettas are the wepon of choice due to fast reload, quick shooting

(based on how fast you can click), and good accuracy (allowing for a continious chain of head shots).

====Tip for dual weilding====
Watch your ammo

~Zockman

2) Quality lowers quantity:
Even on fast computers, like mine, if you lower the quality you can move, shoot, and kill faster. That makes the diffrence in

100 kills of 300 kills. Hey, I admit it. It looks cooler, but if you are going for badges I suggest lowering the quality and

turning off the effects.

====Tip for speed====
Quality is the inverse of quantity (of kills)

~Zockman

3) Ammo is everything
You can't shoot if you don't have ammo! Guns varry in how fast they need more ammo, but they all do. Don't move around just

to move, know where the ammo drops are and make a path between each one.

====Tip for ammo====
Know fast how your guns use ammo

~Zockman

4) Know your weapons:

Barretta 92fs:
Reload: fast
Accuracy: good
Rate of fire: Basically, as fast as you can comfortably click.
Damage: low-medium
Clip size: 15,30
Semi-Automatic
Notes: Pistol, dual-weildable, good choice

Rebound Gun:
Reload:
Accuracy: medium
Rate of fire: slow (will not shoot untill other bullets are gone from last shot)
Damage: low-medium
Clip size: 10
Semi-Automatic
Notes: Shotgun, bounces off walls, hard to use if you are to close to target as it will go through the enemy without

damage (as far as I can tell)

Tavor:
Reload: Medium
Accuracy: good
Rate of fire: fast
Damage: medium
Clip size: 30
Automatic
Notes: Machine gun, good gun, good backup

Pancore JACKHAMMER:
Reload: SLOW
Accuracy: low
Rate of fire: fast
Damage: medium-high
Clip size: 20
Automatic
Notes: Shotgun, though the Pancore looks like a shot gun it does not give one shot kills like other shot guns, fast

rate of fire, small clip size, and slow reload time make this shot-gun appealing, however, it is a pain to

keep reloaded.

Glock 18c:
Reload: medium-fast
Accuracy: LOW
Rate of fire: Insane
Damage: medium
Clip size: 30,60
Automatic
Notes: Automatic pistol, can spray bullets everywhere, dual-weildable, EATS AMMO

Lever-Shotgun:
Reload: medium to slow (dual weilding makes reload, at least seem, more the double as long)
Accuracy: low-medium
Rate of fire: slow
Damage: high
Clip size: 7,40
Semi-Automatic
Notes: Shotgun, dual weildable, 2 shots at long range should kill (good with dualweilding), watch your ammo

Lead Pipe:
Reload: N/A
Accuracy: N/A
Rate of fire: medium
Damage: medium
Clip size: N/A
N/A
Notes: Meele, three "head shots" equals one kill, press "Q" to equip, good old stand by

More to follow...

~Zockman

[Castle Crashing the Beard]

LOL

Bread, beards, all we need now is a can of shaving cream.

[NG Level Icon Maker]

Its not the best

Its not the best or even original and the guy below me grow up and use less caps

smokinjoeevil responds:

Never said it was the best. Thanks anyway.

[Autopsy]

Holy!

I jumped out of my pants!

[SHIFT]

wow

i found myself mashing the shift key and wondering how cool if this was real like a alternate universe under my feet. Ahh well it was funny fun and interesting this type of game should have its own genre.

[The Unfair Platformer]

Reminds me of...

Mario Fustration! lol