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Super Mario 63 Super Mario 63

Rated 5 / 5 stars

0.0 OMG

GOLY FREAKING DANG. YOU ARE A FLASH GOD! If I knew a portion of you AS knowledge i would be fit to lick your feet. Errr wait I wouldent do that. Still your are really cool. All my 5 are belong to this.

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D-Day Defender D-Day Defender

Rated 5 / 5 stars

One word...


Seed of Destruction Seed of Destruction

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I like my eggs raw.

Geo Land: The Lost Time Geo Land: The Lost Time

Rated 4 / 5 stars

If you want a guide

I am going to make one on my profile. For the guy below me just refresh its a glitch.

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Thing-Thing Arena 3 Thing-Thing Arena 3

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Guide by Zockman

1) Dual weilding is your friend:
Barrettas, Lever Shotguns, and Clock 18c's can all be dual weilded. They let you put out a stream of fire and kill easily.

Glocks eat ammo for breakfast so watch it. Lever Shotguns have long reloads but two shots normally can kill a person from a

distance but up close only one should be required. Barrettas are the wepon of choice due to fast reload, quick shooting

(based on how fast you can click), and good accuracy (allowing for a continious chain of head shots).

====Tip for dual weilding====
Watch your ammo


2) Quality lowers quantity:
Even on fast computers, like mine, if you lower the quality you can move, shoot, and kill faster. That makes the diffrence in

100 kills of 300 kills. Hey, I admit it. It looks cooler, but if you are going for badges I suggest lowering the quality and

turning off the effects.

====Tip for speed====
Quality is the inverse of quantity (of kills)


3) Ammo is everything
You can't shoot if you don't have ammo! Guns varry in how fast they need more ammo, but they all do. Don't move around just

to move, know where the ammo drops are and make a path between each one.

====Tip for ammo====
Know fast how your guns use ammo


4) Know your weapons:

Barretta 92fs:
Reload: fast
Accuracy: good
Rate of fire: Basically, as fast as you can comfortably click.
Damage: low-medium
Clip size: 15,30
Notes: Pistol, dual-weildable, good choice

Rebound Gun:
Accuracy: medium
Rate of fire: slow (will not shoot untill other bullets are gone from last shot)
Damage: low-medium
Clip size: 10
Notes: Shotgun, bounces off walls, hard to use if you are to close to target as it will go through the enemy without

damage (as far as I can tell)

Reload: Medium
Accuracy: good
Rate of fire: fast
Damage: medium
Clip size: 30
Notes: Machine gun, good gun, good backup

Reload: SLOW
Accuracy: low
Rate of fire: fast
Damage: medium-high
Clip size: 20
Notes: Shotgun, though the Pancore looks like a shot gun it does not give one shot kills like other shot guns, fast

rate of fire, small clip size, and slow reload time make this shot-gun appealing, however, it is a pain to

keep reloaded.

Glock 18c:
Reload: medium-fast
Accuracy: LOW
Rate of fire: Insane
Damage: medium
Clip size: 30,60
Notes: Automatic pistol, can spray bullets everywhere, dual-weildable, EATS AMMO

Reload: medium to slow (dual weilding makes reload, at least seem, more the double as long)
Accuracy: low-medium
Rate of fire: slow
Damage: high
Clip size: 7,40
Notes: Shotgun, dual weildable, 2 shots at long range should kill (good with dualweilding), watch your ammo

Lead Pipe:
Reload: N/A
Accuracy: N/A
Rate of fire: medium
Damage: medium
Clip size: N/A
Notes: Meele, three "head shots" equals one kill, press "Q" to equip, good old stand by

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Castle Crashing the Beard Castle Crashing the Beard

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Bread, beards, all we need now is a can of shaving cream.

NG Level Icon Maker NG Level Icon Maker

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Its not the best

Its not the best or even original and the guy below me grow up and use less caps

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smokinjoeevil responds:

Never said it was the best. Thanks anyway.

Autopsy Autopsy

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I jumped out of my pants!

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Rated 4 / 5 stars


i found myself mashing the shift key and wondering how cool if this was real like a alternate universe under my feet. Ahh well it was funny fun and interesting this type of game should have its own genre.

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The Unfair Platformer The Unfair Platformer

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Reminds me of...

Mario Fustration! lol